{"product_id":"needed-this-cocktail-napkin","title":"Frankly, We Needed This Cocktail Napkin","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eFrankly, We Needed This Cocktail Napkin\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBecause sometimes, a great drink requires an even better excuse.\u003c\/b\u003e The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"69\"\u003eFrankly, We Needed This Cocktail Napkin\u003c\/b\u003e by Pretty Alright Goods brings the perfect dose of unapologetic honesty to your next gathering. Featuring a classic, bold black background with crisp gold lettering, this napkin speaks the absolute truth for any occasion: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"331\"\u003e\"FRANKLY, WE NEEDED THIS.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eMeticulously crafted from high-quality, ultra-absorbent paper, these beverage napkins are as functional as they are funny. They serve as the ultimate icebreaker for cocktail hours, Friday happy hours, well-deserved girls' nights, or just celebrating making it to the end of a long week. Designed for hosts who love to keep things stylish yet lighthearted, they add an instant touch of modern, relatable charm to any bar cart or drink setup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWitty \u0026amp; Timeless:\u003c\/b\u003e A crowd-pleasing, humorous phrase that perfectly validates pouring that next drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eChic Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e High-contrast gold text on a rich black background that pairs beautifully with any glassware or barware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Thick, high-absorbency paper goods designed to protect your surfaces while keeping the conversation flowing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for Gifting:\u003c\/b\u003e Makes a fantastic hostess gift, birthday extra, housewarming surprise, or addition to a custom gift basket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eDimensions \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Beverage \/ Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Black and Gold\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium, highly absorbent paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for casual hosting, weekend happy hours, book clubs, or celebrations of any size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pretty Alright Goods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64177163141489,"sku":"30294","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/4118\/5137\/files\/48185f220684858ec24033524cb62a5f6e9a07ac8cbdfcf3ba80d785fee41a23.webp?v=1783822621","url":"https:\/\/kimberlyjanemarket.com\/products\/needed-this-cocktail-napkin","provider":"Kimberly Jane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}