{"product_id":"old-ladies-cocktail-napkin","title":"Wait... Are We The Old Ladies? Cocktail Napkin","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWait... Are We The Old Ladies? Cocktail Napkin\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe ultimate realization for every fun night in.\u003c\/b\u003e The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"53\"\u003eWait... Are We The Old Ladies? Cocktail Napkin\u003c\/b\u003e by Pretty Alright Goods perfectly captures that hilariously relatable moment when you look around at your friends and realize the vibe has officially shifted. Featuring a charming, soft pink background with bold, punchy text, this napkin drops the ultimate truth bomb: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"369\"\u003e\"WAIT... ARE WE THE GRUMPY OLD LADIES?\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eCrafted from high-quality, ultra-absorbent paper, these napkins are as functional as they are funny. They serve as the perfect icebreaker for girls' nights, book clubs, birthday celebrations, or casual backyard drinks. Designed for anyone who values a good laugh, good friends, and an early bedtime, they add a touch of witty, modern charm to your beverage station.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWitty \u0026amp; Relatable:\u003c\/b\u003e A crowd-pleasing, humorous phrase that acts as an instant conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCharming Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft pink napkin color contrasted with bold lettering for an eye-catching look on any bar cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Thick, high-absorbency paper goods that protect your surfaces while keeping the laughs coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for Gifting:\u003c\/b\u003e Makes a fantastic hostess gift, birthday extra, or fun surprise for your favorite group of friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eDimensions \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Beverage \/ Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/b\u003e Pink with multi-toned text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium, highly absorbent paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for casual hosting, girls' night in, book clubs, or birthday parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pretty Alright Goods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64177163174257,"sku":"30410","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/4118\/5137\/files\/78aa12f341ff0ae8121c380739046cffa6465a58972f873b69f0c4cb2803c1c9_e0bc8d1d-eab0-4931-9d8d-f82e4bba147c.webp?v=1783822582","url":"https:\/\/kimberlyjanemarket.com\/products\/old-ladies-cocktail-napkin","provider":"Kimberly Jane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}