Funny Birthday Card | Getting Older Humor | Parking Anxiety
DESCRIPTION
Because Relatable Aging Meets Real-World Logistics.
Nothing says you’ve officially arrived at a new stage of adulthood quite like planning your parking strategy before you’ve even put your shoes on. The "Parking Anxiety" Funny Birthday Card by Box Paper Ship Designs is a hilariously accurate birthday card for anyone whose first thought about leaving the house is, "Where am I going to park?"
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Relatable Adult Humor: Features a witty, laugh-out-loud message about getting older and prioritizing stress-free parking.
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Premium Quality: Printed on thick, high-quality cardstock with a smooth finish.
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Complete Package: Standard A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"), blank inside for your personal message, and paired with a coordinating envelope inside a protective clear sleeve.
The perfect birthday pick for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates real-life humor and a solid parking spot.
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SHIPPING AND RETURNS
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Returns are accepted within 14 days of delivery for unworn, unused items in original condition. Final sale items, gift cards, and personalized pieces are non-returnable.
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